We build tools. Here's a selection:

Bank Account Savings
Work out which bank accounts you should use, and how to fulfil minimum pay-in requirements to make super dosh

A collection of tools to help you find eBay deals

Find awesome deals on nappies, wipes and more

New Wheels
Help find a car on eBay

Super Saver Delivery
Find a product to get you over the £20 magic free delivery line

I also use this space to braindump stuff that I use from time to time. Hope it's useful to some.

Bringing back functions removed from PHP 7

Building PHP8

Compressing CSS and JS for live

Database Query Performance Monitoring

Find MySQL tables without a primary key

How to shrink a Digital Ocean droplet

HTTP/2 Presentation


memcached - allow storing objects larger than 1MB

MySQL - finding large tables

MySQL - settings check

MySQL Database Schema Management

OpenNebula KVM on Centos 8

Optimize all MySQL tables

Pear DB - Connection compression

Performance testing servers

PHP Dead Code Detector

PHP HTTP performance tricks

PHP Static Analysis Tool - PHP STAN

PHP-FPM Coredumps

Running a distribution list with sendmail and support SPF

Scraping in PHP

Scraping Single Page Apps

Screen Recording in Windows 10

XDebug performance stats of PHP code

XML to Arrays in PHP

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